[Choko-Nai-Pon '14 Feb.20]

In short: What do you want MOAMETAL to stop? - She is like a middle-aged man.

This is a copy of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E6cRsV95Ao with an English subtitle. This is a short radio program "Chokotto Naito Nippon" broadcast by Nippon Broadcasting System on 2014 Feb. 20th (#4 of 5).
    I am sorry if I have mistaken the voices of SU-METAL, YUIMETAL & MOAMETAL. The strange male laughter you may hear is probably the voice of the assistant director beside Mr. NISHIKAWA.

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Notes

1. Before long, Miss Moa was already aware that her taste is like that of a middle-aged man. In her school journal of Sakura Gakuin, she called herself "koyaji" (= little "oyaji" = little "middle-aged man").
2. "Otsumami" (tsumami; picking-up) are accompaniment foods for alcohol. "Kawaki-mono" (= dried stuff), included in otsumami, are such as dried seafood, stockfish, roasted beans, etc.
3. This episode was incorporated in the lyrics of "Uki Uki * Midnight".

[i] About Japanese Pitch Accent

At first I took Mr. NISHIKAWA's word "suika" at 3'05" as (dried) "watermelon", but it is actually "vinegared squid" (= su-ika). Thanks to ohi modeporoporo san on YouTube 2014 Mar. 21st pointing out this. And I took his word at 3'07" as "miso" (= fermented soybean paste), but it is actually "geso" (= (dried) squid arms). Thanks to Anonymous san on 2014 Aug. 2nd pointing out this.

Japanese language has the pitch accent. Some pairs of words are distinguished only by their accents. But the accents differ in regions, especially between regions near Kyoto and others (see Wikipedia for more). Mr. NISHIKAWA is from Shiga near Kyoto and speaks in something like Kyoto accent.

Then he spoke "su~i_ka_" (~:hi, _:low). At the very first moment I felt it's not "watermelon" (Kyoto:~~~, Tokyo:_~~), but I didn't know vinegared squid, and Miss Moa said she likes dried food, so I thought it was dried watermelon. Let me make an excuse. Japanese accent is not taught in school, and, by the influence of TV and many neighbors from other regions, some speak in a bit strange accents. In this part he seemed to speak in something like Tokyo accent but I missed it ("geso" Kyoto:_~, Tokyo: ~_).

In most cases strange accents don't cause trouble because the words are distinguishable by the context (e.g. "hashi" bridge/chopstick, "ame" rain/candy, etc). "Su-ika" was a rare case. I can't find its accent on the accent dictionary. Judging from general rules and other "su-***" (= vinegared food), it seems "~__" in Tokyo as he spoke, but seems not in Kyoto because "su_" or "su_u~" (= vinegar) and "i~ka~" (= squid) in Kyoto.

  The transcription (.srt file) is below.

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Takanori NISHIKAWA's "Chokotto Naito Nippon"

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brought by S.T. "Shooshuuriki" (room deodorant).

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Good evening. This is NISHIKAWA speaking.

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I present this week's "Choko-Nai-Pon"
with these guests.

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Please introduce yourselves.

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I am SU-METAL.

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I am YUIMETAL.

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I'm MOAMETAL.

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We are BABYMETAL. I beg your kindness.

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[TN] MOAMETAL dresses like an ordinary girl
to avoid public notice.

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She wears a sweat shirt printed with "Have a nice day!".

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She always dances to death metal,
but now she's wearing "Have a nice day!".

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It's cute. The printed message is really cute.

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Where is this type of sweat shirt sold? It's really cute.

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Now I carry out this plan with such cute BABYMETAL,

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"NISHIKAWA versus BABYMETAL,
the metal turn-up talk".

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Frankly speaking, this has nothing to do with the metal.

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There are the card with various sub-genre names
of the metal music on the table.

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BABYMETAL choose one they prefer
and answer the question written on it.

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It takes one more useless step.

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Well, tonight is the third turn.
I ask MOAMETAL to choose.

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[MOA] Yes.
[TN] Which do you prefer?

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[MOA] I wonder which I should choose.
[TN] Which one?

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[MOA] Blog? ressive? metal.
[TN] B, b, blog...

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[MOA] Ah, prograh?

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[TN] It's progressive metal.
Focusing on blog, no one can make the metal music.

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Here comes the question.
(Q) What do you want MOAMETAL to stop?

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[TN] Oh, she has drawn it by herself.
[MOA] Eh?

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[TN] What do you want MOAMETAL to stop?
[MOA] Eh?

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[TN] This question is for SU-METAL and YUIMETAL.
[YUI] Wao! [SU] I wonder what I should say.

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[TN] Is there anything that SU-METAL and YUIMETAL
want MOAMETAL to stop?

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[SU] If I am allowed to say, I have many to say.
[MOA] Eh?

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[TN] You have many to say?
How is MOAMETAL usually?

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[SU] Well, in short, she is like a middle-aged man.  *1

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[TN] Oh, she's so.
[SU] Really so.

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[TN] That was unexpected.
[BM] Really?

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[TN] Well, as my first impression,
I thought she has a steady temper,

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but, yesterday's episode has proved it's rather wrong.
[MOA] Oops, oops.

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[TN] MOAMETAL actually
has such a character, hasn't she?

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[SU] She has quite a bit of such a character.

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[YUI] She likes such as squid very much.

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[TN] Oh, that's what I want to say.

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Does she actually like "kawaki-mono" (= dried food)
rather than such as potato chips?  *2

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[MOA] I like "kawaki-mono".
I always pack them in my suitcase.

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[SU] She always brings them for overnight trips.

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We share one room of the hotel.
And, when we enter the room,

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saying "let's have snacks", she scatters them
over the bed. Then our party begins.  *3

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[TN] I see. Instead of cute chocolate snacks,

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she scatters such as sour vinegared squid,  [i]
(dried) squid arms, etc.

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[SU] Yes, she does.
[TN] Then, which do you like of otsumami?  *2

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[MOA] Basically I like all sorts of them, but especially 
deep-fried cartilages, and dried mantles of scallop.

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[TN] Oh, you like them.

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[MOA] And I was given dried shell ligaments
as souvenir, which was very delicious.

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[SUYUI] Yeah, it was delicious.

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[TN] SU-METAL and YUIMETAL,
do you eat ordinary snacks, don't you?

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[MOA] Not really so.

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[SU] Oh, that's MOAMETAL's influence, definitely.
[MOA] Really?

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[TN] I see. The selection is influenced.
[SUYUI] Yes.

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[TN] Since you are threesome,
the color is much changed if one selects such snacks.

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[SU] Yes. That's right.

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[TN] Here you eat such as chocolate pies
beside vinegared squid.

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That looks a bit strange.

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Well, it's time to say good-bye
listening to BABYMETAL's tune.

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[SU] Now, please listen to BABYMETAL singing
[BM] GimiChoko!!

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Takanori NISHIKAWA's "Chokotto Naito Nippon"
brought by S.T. "Shooshuuriki" (room deodorant).